Tuesday, February 9, 2010
I begin my morning laughing
My dear assistant sent me this to read as my day begins. Personally, as one who started WW yesterday and the SAME assistant brought in FIVE BAGS OF GOURMET (READ CHOCOLATE) POPCORN I somehow related ... sigh. So today is day two. And it is the progress not the product, right?
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.” So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Tequila, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
[I just re-read this now and I am laughing again.]