This is a lament. I have three bites since coming home from Niagara Falls. And none of them is a love bite - I know, 'eeee-ew!'I have spider bite on my rib cage - and it is vexing me terribly.
I have a mosquito bite under my right arm. Honestly, it is driving me crazy.
And I have another rather large mosquito bite on my left buttock. No - I did NOT say a mosquito bite on my rather large left buttock! (Be thankful I attached a picture of a mosquito and NOT a buttock...)
I must be a tasty treat to have garnered such attention from the bug world.
The bottom line - I am cranky! And itchy. And vexed. And peeved. All I can do is continue to spray them with Windex - which works despite all your rolling eyeballs.
And you - stop smiling!
1 comment:
I don't understand how the Windex could be working if you're still itchy.
However, the image of you with a bottle of Windex, chasing your tail, trying to reach a mosquito bite is funny.
So, by all means, continue.
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