Driving home from church on Sunday Megan handed Steve a photo holder that had big bees on it. Her question was, "What would you say if I gave this to you for What's in the Bag?"
What's in the Bag is a silly thing Steve does in the summer - a kid is chosen to bring something in a bag, and it is brought to Steve, and after a hymn he calls the kids together and tells a story using what's in the bag.
Well, he starts in. He says, "you know ... if God had this on his dresser"... and I know he is going to say the cheesy thing - he would have YOUR picture in it. So I decided to play devil's advocate.
"HE DOESN'T HAVE A DRESSER~!" Steve, pauses, "If God had a wallet in his pants..."
"HE DOESN'T HAVE A WALLET EITHER!"
And Meg pipes up, "No and he doesn't have PANTS! He wears that robe thingy!"