It is a relief to someone, I am sure, that the smoking tomato, er, pepper, has been found. Not one but TWO peppers have been found with salmonella strain. And here I didn't eat tomatos for a month. Tsk tsk. All the more reason to go to the farmer's market on Saturday mornings.
And another from the Free Time section ... I guess that's a new fancy name for the local section. I don't read Dear Abby, but I noted the headline. "Dying Grandparents need kids around." Well I don't need dear Abby to tell me that. And can I say, living grandparents need kids around too. So tell that to your readers dear Abby!
That's the news in Lake Wobegon, er, Wilmore City, Tree City USA.